Warning: There will be spoilers abound, for both this episode and any episode preceding it. In fact, there will be spoiler immediately after this warning. However, nothing that hasn’t yet happen in the books will be spoiled, so that’s nice. The end of season four left with a lot of questions. Where is Tyrion going … Continue reading Game of Thrones: The Wars to Come: Review
I am a hardcore fan of A Song of Ice and Fire, which may surprise some of you, considering how I never talk about it. Ever. Like, not even a little bit. So like many people across the globe, I am struggling with a bit of a dilemma. A conundrum, if you will. Thanks to George … Continue reading Game of Thrones: Season 5: To Watch or Not to Watch?
This one’s for all you Game of Thrones fans out there. Though you should keep in mind that I’m basing this list off: 1) the characters in the books who get their own point of view chapters, and 2) their book personality, instead of their TV one. Though I will be very careful not to … Continue reading Top Ten Game of Thrones Point of View Characters
Warning: Spoilers for any Game of Thrones events up to this point in the show and books. But nothing that will happen later in the show/books will be spoiled. Enjoy. Also, I apologize for not writing a review for the last episode, but what’s the point in me writing a recap when Snoop Dog already … Continue reading Game of Thrones: The Mountain vs The Viper Review
Caution: Spoilers for every GoT episode up until now, but nothing that hasn’t happened yet in the books will be spoiled. Really, the only disappointing moment in this whole episode was when the screen cut to black at 9:52, eight minutes before I expected. Nothing goes by faster than an episode of Game of Thrones, … Continue reading Game of Thrones: Laws of Gods and Men Review
(Caution: Spoilers for all Game of Thrones episodes up to this point. But none for anything that has yet to happen in the books.) Well that was pretty satisfying, wasn’t it? While the first three seasons seemed to make a habit out of killing off all the beloved characters, this season seems to be (finally) … Continue reading Game of Thrones: First of His Name Review
Caution: Spoilers for every GoT episode up till this point. But no spoilers for anything that will happen later in the books. Game of Thrones has always been dark and depressing, but never too much for me to handle. When Ned’s head got chopped off, I thought, “No biggie.” When Talisa Stark got stabbed in … Continue reading Game of Thrones: Oathkeeper Review
Caution: There will be spoilers in this review (duh) for every episode up to this point in the TV show. But nothing in the books will be spoiled, because books are for NEEEERRRDSSS! (kidding) First off, sorry this review is so late. In my defense, The Way Way Back aired on HBO just ten minutes after … Continue reading Game of Thrones: Breaker of Chains Review
(Click here for my review of “Two Swords.”) Caution: Extreme Spoilers, but only for this episode and the episodes before it. Anything that happens afterwards in the books will not be mentioned. What this episode should’ve been called: Finally! I’m so glad Joffrey just kicked it, not only because he’s perhaps the most hateable villain I’ve … Continue reading Game of Thrones: The Lion and the Rose Review
(Warning: this post will contain some profanity and sexual content, although if you’ve ever read or watched Game of Thrones, I’m sure it won’t bother you.) Sorry for the lack of posting. I’ve been busy with Camp NaNoWriMo (over eleven thousand words so far!), and to make up for it I’m going to be blogging … Continue reading Game of Thrones: Two Swords Review
Intros are stupid. Lets get down to business: 1) Get a quality tan. Yes, I know. I said this before. But this time I’m serious. Remember that time I got a sunburn in the middle of the winter thanks to the light from my bedroom window? Well I’m already starting to use that to my … Continue reading Goals for Summer 2017
My last post like this was all the way back in 2015, and it’s funny because I still haven’t read most of those books. But this year will be different, I say, for the fourth year in a row. 1) The Winds of Winter, by George R. R. Martin. That’s right, I’m calling it. This … Continue reading Ten Books I Plan to Read in 2017
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